constantlyfreemaned:

Okay, I’m not sure on the Richard ones… but that last one of Martin… I think we all know what scene that might be from and I’m already a mess just looking at it….

(via maura-labingi)

overlypolitebisexual:

cat people: dogs are cool too
dog people: cats don’t feel love did you know a cat once MURDERED my MOTHER

(via squidventures)

sergiosblog:

manicpixievomit:

jokes about white people are literally my favorite bc I’ve never heard one that isn’t fucking true and hilarious and honestly I don’t care if people make fun of me bc i have white privilege even as a woman and if a joke about breaking iPhones and doing the half jog is the worst thing I have to deal with then I’m pretty damn lucky

if a joke about breaking iPhones and doing the half jog is the worst thing I have to deal with then I’m pretty damn lucky 

(via capt-amy-rogers)

(Source: b-bumb, via geowgie)

dragondicks:

spacemarinescum:

kurisu-ahegao:

look at this edgy ass shit lmao

I’m laughing so much I’m lightheaded. this is incredible

oh my fucking god, this is cartoonishly edgy. imagine the thirteen year old boy in an adult body who came up with this lmfao

(via lildeers)

bifacts:

Fact: The truth is bisexuals are playing the long con, which is why they let people think they don’t exist. They’re secretly biding their time until gays and straights have the ultimate battle for dominance and annihilate each other. Then, in the absence of all other human sexuality, the bisexuals will come out of hiding riding their unicorns and will remake the world in their glorious image. -paraphrased from the little-known ‘Bisexual Agenda

Oh my god I’ve just realized how messy my desktop is. WHAT HATH YOU WROUGHT TIA. 

Tagged by dovahqueene (I too am trying to procrastinate on work woop)

Rules:
Take a screenshot of your desktop.
Don’t change anything.
Don’t delete anything.
Tag 5 more people.

If any of you want to: squidventures, capt-amy-rogers, grootjackolantern, sonicscrewjong, steliafidelis 

yes, this doesn’t seem suspicious AT ALL

primateculture:

this is how i would want my wikipedia article to end

(via rickenstark)

forthegothicheroine:

maxofs2d:

Someone made a thing that changes “SJW” to “skeleton” and it’s the best thing

Spooky scary skeletons indeed.

(via lildeers)