besturlonhere:

arineat:

tryingtodisappearcompletely:

God I hope this is true.

Oh my god it is.

OMFG

i dropped my monster space condom for my magnum astro dong

(Source: thehighpriestessofcuddles)

spidersgeorg:

javert signs up for a gay dating site after seeing that its slogan is “we’ll help you find the man you’ve been searching for all your life”

(Source: qjx, via lildeers)

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

messy as fuck doodles of the struggles of dragonborn motherhood

BONUS:

(via lildeers)

empress-of-derp:

onlyblackgirl:

foodthatlookslikeiggyazalea:

Iggy Azalea and kraft singles

That pack of kraft cheese got more singles than she do tho.

image

(via babelstrudel)

oh awk i thought i sent you this hahahaha well AS LONG AS U GOT IT :’)

Tumblr: we will make sure u never get your messages

Once you get this you have to say 5 things you like about yourself, publicly, then send this to ten of your favorite followers (non-negotiable) ❤

imageThanks Lea!! (I am making my best winky face at the laptop now)
1. I am pretty good at making things! I think it comes from an instinct to always do something with my hands, but I’m really good at knitting (although I only manage to finish like one project a year), (getting better at) drawing and (sorta) spinning wool. It also means I fold clothes and organize my stuff pretty well, when I try to at least.
2. I’m also pretty decent at singing, although I have gotten a bit out of practice over the summer. It’s calming, and it really helped me get over my stage fright (amazing how making a complete ass of yourself in front of everyone you know makes you not give a shit about what they think anymore).
3. I’d like to think that I am good at making people laugh (although this is generally something I am not great with over the phone/internet).
4. I have gotten better over the past few years at being able to communicate with people and get shit done. I discovered this during many, many group projects with very uncooperative and confused people. I’m generally a very quiet person who prefers to not have to speak up but if need be, I can really push myself out of my comfort zone and take charge (although most of the time I still really prefer not to). 
5. I am a very quick reader? Like I’m not super sure when it’s ever going to be super useful but I have been known to read all the Harry Potter books in one week and last Thanksgiving I managed to read two murder mysteries in a night! So I’m covered if I’m ever in a situation where I need to read or die. Maybe finals.

cemeteryking:

godzillapanda:

This is the best thing I have seen all day

who did this?

thank you.

(Source: captainstormwind, via dovahqueene)

dovahqueene replied to your post “I might have just pre-ordered one of those big smaug action figures”

YES

DON’T ENCOURAGE ME THE THING HAS A 22” WINGSPAN THAT IS JUST EXCESSIVE